Sunday Funnies

Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country so advanced that we can
Take kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for
Work in 6 weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
Can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him
Looking for work in 3 weeks.'

A British doctor says,' Well, in my country medicine is so advanced that
We can take half of a heart from one patient, put it in another patient
With NO heart and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.'

The Texas doctor (not to be outdone because everything of course is
Bigger in Texas!) says, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no
Brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country
Is looking for work.'