Monday, January 28, 2008

President Bush Joke


An old man approched the White House in 2009, from the Park across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I'd like to go in and meet with Prsident Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, President Bush is no longer president, and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him again and just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the same U. S. Marine, saying,"I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at the point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Bush no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

THE MARINE SNAPPED TO ATTENTION, SALUTED AND SAID, " SEE YOU TOMORROW SIR."

1 comment:

chad-roscoe said...

That is brilliant my friend!
:D
Di