Here are some funny temperatures for a snowy, winter day. Enjoy!
@70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the rivers.
@60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.
@50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
@40 degrees Italian and English cars won't start. People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
@32 degrees distilled water freezes. The Susquehanna River gets thicker.
@20 degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wolly hats. Pennsylvanians throw on a flannel shirt.
@15 degrees New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@10 degrees people in Miami all die. Keystoners lick the flagpole.
@0 degrees Californians fly to Mexico. People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.
@-10 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.
@-25 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it really gets cold enough.
@-30 degrees Mount St. Helens freezes. People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.
@-40 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Keystoners get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@-45 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.
@-100 degrees Hell Freezes over. The Philadelphia Eagles win the Super Bowl.
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